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ENGLISH PROJECT

Python (with Turtle)

INTERACTIVE LORD OF THE FLIES INTERVIEW

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import turtle
import time
import math
import random
#t1=turtle.Turtle(0)
#t2=turtle.Turtle(1)
wn = turtle.Screen()

characterIsRandom=False

def consoleClear():
  for i in range (50):
    print("")

def askPerson():
  a=0
  while a==0:
    answer=str(input("Type here: "))
    if answer=="r":
      a=1
      i=random.randint(1,4)
      if i==1:
        return "psyco"
      if i==2:
        return "fireman"
      if i==3:
        return "useless fat kid"
      characterIsRandom=True
    if answer != "psyco":
      if answer != "fireman":
        if answer != "useless fat kid":
          print("")
          print("~~~~~~~~ERROR~~~~~~~~")
          time.sleep(.5)
          print("Please input apropiate insult:")
          print("")
          print("")
          print("")
          time.sleep(1)
        else:
         a=1
         return answer
      else:
        a=1
        return answer
    else:
      a=1
      return answer


def screen_pulse(speed):
  wn.bgcolor("#111111")
  SPEED= 0.1/speed
  x=0
  while (x<3.2):
    time.sleep(SPEED)
    a=math.sin(x)*255
    b=hex(int(math.fabs(math.floor(a))))
    b=b[2:4]
    if len(str(b))==1:
      b=str(b)
      b="0"+b
    #print b
    wn.bgcolor("#"+str(b)+str(b)+str(b))
    x=x+0.1
  wn.bgcolor("#111111")
  time.sleep(SPEED*5)

def write(y,text,extra,size):
  turtle.ht()
  turtle.penup()
  turtle.speed(100)
  turtle.goto(0,y)
  turtle.pendown()
  turtle.color("#111111")
  turtle.write(text, align="center" ,font=("Oswald",size,extra))

for i in range (1, 5):
  if i == 1:
    write(130,"Lord","Bold",64)
  if i == 2:
    write(70,"Of","Bold",40)
  if i == 3:
    write(15,"The","Bold",40)
  if i == 4:
    write(-50,"Flies", "Bold",64)

  screen_pulse(i)

write(-120,"Interactive interview", "Italic",50)
screen_pulse(0.5)

turtle.st()
turtle.sety(60)
turtle.color("#ffffff")
turtle.write("Open the console:", align="center" ,font=("Oswald",50,"Italic"))
time.sleep(1)
turtle.penup()
turtle.sety(-60)
turtle.pendown()
turtle.write("ENJOY! :)", align="center" ,font=("Oswald",64,"bold"))

def drawJack(p):
  print"         -.._       _-*^` "
  time.sleep(p)
  print"           \ '-._.*' <^ "
  time.sleep(p)
  print"       _.--'          ^*-._ "
  time.sleep(p)
  print"    _-'             :''^*--^- "
  time.sleep(p)
  print" -='.-*'.   _.-^-.  '.    ^, "
  time.sleep(p)
  print"   /    ;.-'      '*-.'-.   \ "
  time.sleep(p)
  print"  /    /'             '^*-   \ "
  time.sleep(p)
  print" ;                            : "
  time.sleep(p)
  print":        .*^*-.  .-*^*.        ; "
  time.sleep(p)
  print";       /      ;:      \       : "
  time.sleep(p)
  print";      ;    *  !!  *    :      : "
  time.sleep(p)
  print":      :     .'  '.     ;      ; "
  time.sleep(p)
  print" ;      '-.-'      '-.-'      : "
  time.sleep(p)
  print"  \                          / "
  time.sleep(p)
  print"   \                        / "
  time.sleep(p)
  print"    '.                    .' "
  time.sleep(p)
  print"     /'.      _.._      .' \ "
  time.sleep(p)
  print"    /   '-.          .-'    \ "
  time.sleep(p)
  print"   /       ^--.,,.--^        \ "
  time.sleep(p)
  print"  :    :        |        ;    ; "
  time.sleep(p)
  print"  |.--.;        |        :.--.| "
  time.sleep(p)
  print"  (   ()        |        ()   ) "
  time.sleep(p)
  print"   '--^_        |        _^--' "
  time.sleep(p)
  print"      | ^'*--.._I_..--*'^ | "
  time.sleep(p)
  print"      | __..._  | _..._   | "
  time.sleep(p)
  print"     .'^      `^'^     ''^'. "
def drawRalph(p1):
  print"             .-^^-."
  time.sleep(p1)
  print"          _.->    <-._"
  time.sleep(p1)
  print"       .-^   '-__-'   ^-."
  time.sleep(p1)
  print"     ,^                  ^,"
  time.sleep(p1)
  print"   .'                      ',"
  time.sleep(p1)
  print"  /    ___...------...___    \ "
  time.sleep(p1)
  print" /_.-*^__...--------...__^*-._\ "
  time.sleep(p1)
  print":_.-*^'  .*^*-.  .-*^*.  '^*-._;"
  time.sleep(p1)
  print";       /      ;:      \       :"
  time.sleep(p1)
  print";      ;    *  !!  *    :      :"
  time.sleep(p1)
  print":      :     .'  '.     ;      ;"
  time.sleep(p1)
  print" \      '-.-'      '-.-'      /"
  time.sleep(p1)
  print"  \                          /"
  time.sleep(p1)
  print"   '.                      .'"
  time.sleep(p1)
  print"     *,      '-__-'      ,*"
  time.sleep(p1)
  print"     /.'-_            _-'.'\ "
  time.sleep(p1)
  print"    /  ^-_^*-.____.-*^_-^   \ "
  time.sleep(p1)
  print"   /      ' *-.___.-*'       \ "
  time.sleep(p1)
  print"  :    :        |        ;    ;"
  time.sleep(p1)
  print"  |.--.;       *|        :.--.|"
  time.sleep(p1)
  print"  (   ()        |        ()   )"
  time.sleep(p1)
  print"   '--^_       *|        _^--'"
  time.sleep(p1)
  print"      | ^'*--.._I_..--*'^ |"
  time.sleep(p1)
  print"      | __..._  | _..._   |"
  time.sleep(p1)
  print"     .'^       ^'^     ''^'."
def drawPiggy(p2):
  print"               _._"
  time.sleep(p2)
  print"           __.{,_.).__"
  time.sleep(p2)
  print"        .-^           ^-."
  time.sleep(p2)
  print"      .^  __.........__  ^."
  time.sleep(p2)
  print"     /.-^`___.......___`^-.\ "
  time.sleep(p2)
  print"    /_.-^` /   \ /   \ `^-._\ "
  time.sleep(p2)
  print"    |_____|   */ \*   |_____|"
  time.sleep(p2)
  print"    |      ^-^     ^-^      |"
  time.sleep(p2)
  print"    ;                       ;"
  time.sleep(p2)
  print"    _\         ___         /_"
  time.sleep(p2)
  print"   /  ^.^-.__  ___  __.-^.^  \ "
  time.sleep(p2)
  print" _/_    `^-..._____...-^`    _\_"
  time.sleep(p2)
  print"/   \           .           /   \ "
  time.sleep(p2)
  print"\____)         .           (____/"
  time.sleep(p2)
  print"    \___________.___________/"
  time.sleep(p2)
  print"      \___________________/"
  time.sleep(p2)
  print"      (                   )"

input("Press ENTER to continue!")
time.sleep(.2)
print""
print"I have made a key word search algorithem to predict the user's desired question."
print"This means you can phrase the question however you like! (Just don't use a (?) because the parse system can't handle it.)"
print""
input("Press ENTER to continue!")
time.sleep(.2)
print("")
print("")
print("")
print"CHOOSE"
time.sleep(.2)
print"YOUR"
time.sleep(.2)
print"CHARACTER!"
time.sleep(2)
print("")
print("")
print("")
print("Would you love to see humanity die in a husk of burning ashes?")
time.sleep(3)
print("")
print("Well...")
time.sleep(1)
print("")
print("        number 1, you need therapy.")
time.sleep(2)
print("        number 2,  YOU CAN ENJOY AN AMAZING INTERVIEW WITH JACK MERRIDEW!!")
time.sleep(2)
print("")
time.sleep(1)
drawJack(0.1)
time.sleep(.75)
print("")
print("Or would you rather use fire in a more practical way?")
time.sleep(2.5)
print("")
print("Well...")
time.sleep(1)
print("        Say hello to the number 1 fire enthusiast:")
time.sleep(1)
print("        RALPH!!")
time.sleep(.75)
drawRalph(0.1)
print ("")
time.sleep(.75)
print("Do you hate PIGGY?")
time.sleep(1)
print("")
print("Well too bad, cos we have HIM to!")
time.sleep(1.5)
drawPiggy(0.2)
time.sleep(1)
print("")
print("")
print("Type 'psyco' to interview JACK")
print("")
time.sleep(1.5)
print("Type 'fireman' to interview RALPH")
print("")
time.sleep(1.5)
print("Type 'useless fat kid' to interview PIGGY")
print("")
time.sleep(1.5)
print("Type 'r' to interview A RANDOM PERSON")
print("")
time.sleep(2)
print("")
print("")
print("")
character=str(askPerson())

if character=="psyco":
  character="Jack"
else:
  if character=="fireman":
    character="Ralph"
  else:
    if character=="useless fat kid":
      character ="Piggy"
consoleClear()

#~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

#~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Interview_code_below~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

#~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


if characterIsRandom==True:
  print "You will be interviewing a random character!"
  time.sleep(.75)
  print("")
  print ("Try and see if you can guess who it is by their responses to your question :) ")
  time.sleep(1)
  print("PS: It should be realy easy")
  for i in range (4):
    print ("")




#         Made by Ben Willis

def AskJackQuestion():
  while True:
    if characterIsRandom==False:
      question=input("Ask a question for Jack: ").lower()
    else:
      question=input("Ask a question for ?????: ").lower()
    possibleInputsJack=[]


    #Answer_recognition_algorithem ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    if question.find("who")!=-1 and question.find("you")!=-1:
      possibleInputsJack.append((1))

    if question.find("your")!=-1 and question.find("name")!=-1:
      possibleInputsJack.append((1))

    if question.find("about")!=-1 and( question.find("you")!=-1 or question.find("yourself")!=-1):
        possibleInputsJack.append((2))

    if question.find("beast")!=-1:
      possibleInputsJack.append(3)

    if question.find("like")!=-1 and question.find("ralph")!=-1:
      possibleInputsJack.append(4)
      possibleInputsJack.append(5)

    if question.find("like")!=-1 and question.find("piggy")!=-1:
      possibleInputsJack.append(6)
      possibleInputsJack.append(7)

    if question.find("like")!=-1 and question.find("simon")!=-1:
      possibleInputsJack.append(8)
      possibleInputsJack.append(9)

    if question.find("about")!=-1 and question.find("ralph")!=-1:
      possibleInputsJack.append(5)

    if question.find("about")!=-1 and question.find("piggy")!=-1:
      possibleInputsJack.append(7)

    if question.find("about")!=-1 and question.find("simon")!=-1:
      possibleInputsJack.append(9)

    if question.find("favorite")!=-1 and question.find("food")!=-1:
      possibleInputsJack.append(10)

    if question.find("favorite")!=-1 and question.find("colour")!=-1:
      possibleInputsJack.append(12)

    if question.find("hobby")!=-1 or question.find("pastime")!=-1 or question.find("spare time")!=-1:
      possibleInputsJack.append((11))

    if question.find("kill")!=-1 or question.find("murder")!=-1 or question.find("murderer")!=-1:
      possibleInputsJack.append((13))

    if question.find("you")!=-1 and question.find("single")!=-1:
      possibleInputsJack.append(14)

    if question.find("leader")!=-1:
      possibleInputsJack.append(15)

    if question.find("sing")!=-1 or question.find("choir")!=-1:
      possibleInputsJack.append(16)

    if question.find("conch")!=-1 or question.find("conc")!=-1:
      possibleInputsJack.append(17)

    if (question.find("kill")!=-1 or question.find("murder")!=-1) and question.find("simon")!=-1:
      possibleInputsJack.append(18)

    if (question.find("kill")!=-1 or question.find("murder")!=-1) and question.find("piggy")!=-1:
      possibleInputsJack.append(19)

    if question.find("old")!=-1 or question.find("age")!=-1:
      possibleInputsJack.append(20)

    if question.find("priorities")!=-1:
      possibleInputsJack.append(21)

    if question.find("savage")!=-1 or question.find("barbaric")!=-1:
      possibleInputsJack.append(22)

    if question.find("english")!=-1:
      possibleInputsJack.append(23)
    
    if question.find("love")!=-1:
      possibleInputsJack.append(24)

    #Answer_queery_algorithem~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    finalInput=0
    list0=[]

    if len(possibleInputsJack)>1:
      a=0
      print ""
      correspondingAnswerInputs=[]
      print""
      print "What question did you ask?"
      time.sleep(.75)
      if possibleInputsJack.count(1)!=0:
        print""
        print"Type ",a," to ask: Who are you"
        a=a+1
        list0.append(1)
      if possibleInputsJack.count(2)!=0:
        print""
        print"Type ",a," to ask: Tell me about yourself"
        a=a+1
        list0.append(2)
      if possibleInputsJack.count(3)!=0:
        print""
        print"Type ",a," to ask about the beast"
        a=a+1
        list0.append(3)
      if possibleInputsJack.count(4)!=0:
        print""
        print"Type ",a," to ask: Do you like Ralph"
        a=a+1
        list0.append(4)
      if possibleInputsJack.count(5)!=0:
        print""
        print"Type ",a," to ask: Tell me about Ralph"
        a=a+1
        list0.append(5)
      if possibleInputsJack.count(6)!=0:
        print""
        print"Type ",a," to ask: Do you like Piggy "
        a=a+1
        list0.append(6)
      if possibleInputsJack.count(7)!=0:
        print""
        print"Type ",a," to ask: Tell me about Piggy"
        a=a+1
        list0.append(7)
      if possibleInputsJack.count(8)!=0:
        print""
        print"Type ",a," to ask: Do you like Simon"
        a=a+1
        list0.append(8)
      if possibleInputsJack.count(9)!=0:
        print""
        print"Type ",a," to ask: Tell me about simon"
        a=a+1
        list0.append(9)
      if possibleInputsJack.count(10)!=0:
        print""
        print"Type ",a," to ask: What is your favorite food"
        a=a+1
        list0.append(10)
      if possibleInputsJack.count(11)!=0:
        print""
        print"Type ",a," to ask: What is your hobby"
        a=a+1
        list0.append(11)
      if possibleInputsJack.count(12)!=0:
        print""
        print"Type ",a," to ask: What is your favorite colour"
        a=a+1
        list0.append(12)
      if possibleInputsJack.count(13)!=0:
        print""
        print"Type ",a," to ask: Do you like being a murderer"
        a=a+1
        list0.append(13)
      if possibleInputsJack.count(14)!=0:
        print""
        print"Type ",a," to ask: Are you single"
        a=a+1
        list0.append(14)
      if possibleInputsJack.count(15)!=0:
        print""
        print"Type ",a," to ask: Who is the best leader"
        a=a+1
        list0.append(15)
      if possibleInputsJack.count(16)!=0:
        print""
        print"Type ",a," to ask about singing and the choir"
        a=a+1
        list0.append(16)
      if possibleInputsJack.count(17)!=0:
        print""
        print"Type ",a," to ask about the conch"
        a=a+1
        list0.append(17)
      if possibleInputsJack.count(18)!=0:
        print""
        print"Type ",a," to ask: WHY DID YOU KILL SIMON"
        a=a+1
        list0.append(18)
      if possibleInputsJack.count(19)!=0:
        print""
        print"Type ",a," to ask: WHY DID PIGGY HAVE TO DIE"
        a=a+1
        list0.append(19)
      if possibleInputsJack.count(20)!=0:
        print""
        print"Type ",a," to ask: How old are you"
        a=a+1
        list0.append(20)
      if possibleInputsJack.count(21)!=0:
        print""
        print"Type ",a," to ask: What are your priorities in life"
        a=a+1
        list0.append(21)
      if possibleInputsJack.count(22)!=0:
        print""
        print"Type ",a," to ask: Are you savage/barbaric"
        a=a+1
        list0.append(22)
      if possibleInputsJack.count(23)!=0:
        print""
        print"Type ",a," to ask about being english"
        a=a+1
        list0.append(23)
      if possibleInputsJack.count(24)!=0:
        print""
        print"Type ",a," to ask about love"
        a=a+1
        list0.append(24)
      for i in range (3):
        print("")
      a=input("Type here: ")
      finalInput=list0[int(a)]
      break
    else:
      if len(possibleInputsJack)==1:  
        finalInput=possibleInputsJack[0]
        break
      else:
        print""
        print"OOPS! my software has failed! You asked something obsurd. Speak to Ben Willis for more help"
        print""
  #print(finalInput)


  #~~~~~~~~~Answer_moduals~~~~~~~~~
  if finalInput==1:
    print""
    print""
    if characterIsRandom==False:
      print"            (~JACK MERRIDEW~)"
    else:
      print"            (~???????????~)"
    print""
    if characterIsRandom==True:
      print"I am ////, your worst nightmare! I am the one true leader, so kneel down before me you pleb!"
    else:
      print"I am Jack, your worst nightmare! I am the one true leader,"
      time.sleep(1)
      print "so KNEEL DOWN BEFORE ME... you pleb"
  if finalInput==2:
    print""
    print""
    if characterIsRandom==False:
      print"            (~JACK MERRIDEW~)"
    else:
      print"            (~???????????~)"
    print""
    print"Hmmm..."
    time.sleep(1)
    print"Well, my name is Jack Merridew and I'm a perfectly innocent, patriotic school boy. I sometimes like to play with my army of hunters, but mainly I just stick to being a rutheless dictator."
    time.sleep(2.5)
    print""
    a=input("But what abuout you? Tell me something about your life!  (type here):")
    print""
    time.sleep(.75)
    print("Hahaha! Pathetic. What a lazy answer. You only wrote "+str(len(a))+" letters")
  if finalInput==3:
    print""
    print""
    if characterIsRandom==False:
      print"            (~JACK MERRIDEW~)"
    else:
      print"            (~???????????~)"
    print""
    print"The Beast? I don't care about it. It could be just a little snake for all I care! I remember I once gave it food!"
    time.sleep(2.5)
    print""
    print"After all, I'm not scared of ANYTHING! BECAUSE I'M BRITISH!"
  if finalInput==4:
    print""
    print""
    if characterIsRandom==False:
      print"            (~JACK MERRIDEW~)"
    else:
      print"            (~???????????~)"
    print""
    print"I like Mrs Exilby more than that bumbeling excuse for a moron!"
    time.sleep(1)
    print""
    print"I mean, COME ON! All he would ever do was call thoses cursed meetings and talk about that DAMMED FIRE! At least trying to hunt him was knid of fun"
  if finalInput==5:
    print""
    print""
    if characterIsRandom==False:
      print"            (~JACK MERRIDEW~)"
    else:
      print"            (~???????????~)"
    print""
    print"He's a self centered asshole who always trys to spoil my fun! At first he was chosen leader, although the voting system was obviously rigged: who in there right minds would actualy vote for that loser."
    time.sleep(2)
    print""
    print"He was a TERRIBLE hunter, and had even worse social skills. We all know that the real way to make friends is to start a dictatorship and revert back to savagery! FUN!"
  if finalInput==6:
    print""
    print""
    if characterIsRandom==False:
      print"            (~JACK MERRIDEW~)"
    else:
      print"            (~???????????~)"
    print""
    print"I LOVE PIGGY! HE IS INE OF MY CLOSEST FREINDS!"
    time.sleep(1)
    print""
    print"No. Piggy sucks "
  if finalInput==7:
    print""
    print""
    if characterIsRandom==False:
      print"            (~JACK MERRIDEW~)"
    else:
      print"            (~???????????~)"
    print""
    print"Piggy? I dont know that much about him. All he did was hang around with Ralph, every now and again getting hissy at me for something. He was runt of the group, he even refused to hunt!"
    time.sleep(2)
    print""
    a=input("What did you think of him? I presume you read the book:  (type here):")
    print""
    time.sleep(.75)
    print("Shame he had to die. But he was very anoying, to be fair!")
  if finalInput==8:
    print""
    print""
    if characterIsRandom==False:
      print"            (~JACK MERRIDEW~)"
    else:
      print"            (~???????????~)"
    print""
    print"Hm. I never realy payed much attention to Simon. But now that you mention him, I guess he was kind of likable: He was quite sensible..."
  if finalInput==9:
    print""
    print""
    if characterIsRandom==False:
      print"            (~JACK MERRIDEW~)"
    else:
      print"            (~???????????~)"
    print""
    print"Simon was a kid who trajicly passed away during an accident. He was hard working and a big asset to the team. Everyone felt bad after his death."
    time.sleep(2)
    print""
    print"Ok to be honest, his death is all that I remember him for. He was just... so... FORGETTABLE."
  if finalInput==10:
    print""
    print""
    if characterIsRandom==False:
      print"            (~JACK MERRIDEW~)"
    else:
      print"            (~???????????~)"
    print""
    print"The soals of the innocent."
  if finalInput==11:
    print""
    print""
    if characterIsRandom==False:
      print"            (~JACK MERRIDEW~)"
    else:
      print"            (~???????????~)"
    print""
    print"Usual stuff. Going to the cinema, hanging out with choir buddies, leading brutal dictatorships, reading books. All the boring suff."
  if finalInput==12:
    print""
    print""
    if characterIsRandom==False:
      print"            (~JACK MERRIDEW~)"
    else:
      print"            (~???????????~)"
    print""
    print"My favorite colour is BLOOD"
  if finalInput==13:
    print""
    print""
    if characterIsRandom==False:
      print"            (~JACK MERRIDEW~)"
    else:
      print"            (~???????????~)"
    print""
    print"Woh! EXTREMELY specicif question! I mean, why would I ever want to murder? I only murder if it benifits ME in any way. I'm not so cold blooded that I would do it for fun! Well, apart from one or two times in the past. Does murdering a homeless guy count?"
  if finalInput==14:
    print""
    print""
    if characterIsRandom==False:
      print"            (~JACK MERRIDEW~)"
    else:
      print"            (~???????????~)"
    print""
    print"No. I am in a very deep relationship with one of the many voices in my head. Don't act like youre not jealous."
  if finalInput==15:
    print""
    print""
    if characterIsRandom==False:
      print"            (~JACK MERRIDEW~)"
    else:
      print"            (~???????????~)"
    print""
    print"Johsef Stalin."
    time.sleep(1)
    print""
    print"Oh, you meant on the island? Me. Definitly me!"
  if finalInput==16:
    print""
    print""
    if characterIsRandom==False:
      print"            (~JACK MERRIDEW~)"
    else:
      print"            (~???????????~)"
    print""
    print"YES I CAN SING A C-SHARP! FIGHT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  if finalInput==17:
    print""
    print""
    if characterIsRandom==False:
      print"            (~JACK MERRIDEW~)"
    else:
      print"            (~???????????~)"
    print""
    print"No."
    time.sleep(1.5)
    print""
    print"Oh, sorry. Did you want me to say something deep and full of political meaning? Sucks to that! I genuinly do not care about that large snail carcas."
  if finalInput==18:
    print""
    print""
    if characterIsRandom==False:
      print"            (~JACK MERRIDEW~)"
    else:
      print"            (~???????????~)"
    print""
    print"NoNoNoNoIdidNotKillSimonStopGivingMeAccusingLooks!! Simon's death was 100% an accident so there is no need to keep on talking about it!"
  if finalInput==19:
    print""
    print""
    if characterIsRandom==False:
      print"            (~JACK MERRIDEW~)"
    else:
      print"            (~???????????~)"
    print""
    print"I didn't kill him. That was someone else. Truthfully though, he was annoying and deserved to die."
  if finalInput==20:
    print""
    print""
    if characterIsRandom==False:
      print"            (~JACK MERRIDEW~)"
    else:
      print"            (~???????????~)"
    print""
    print"Old enough to sing a C-sharp like a big boy!"
  if finalInput==21:
    print""
    print""
    if characterIsRandom==False:
      print"            (~JACK MERRIDEW~)"
    else:
      print"            (~???????????~)"
    print""
    print"'MY PRIORITIES IN LIFE' what a stupid question! Try asking me about my hobbiies instead."
  if finalInput==22:
    print""
    print""
    if characterIsRandom==False:
      print"            (~JACK MERRIDEW~)"
    else:
      print"            (~???????????~)"
    print""
    print"It's only play pretend. Sure, I may be savage on the inside but I only show it on the outside when I'm playing or murdering."
  if finalInput==23:
    print""
    print""
    if characterIsRandom==False:
      print"            (~JACK MERRIDEW~)"
    else:
      print"            (~???????????~)"
    print""
    print"Am I the greatest boy to ever live?"
    time.sleep(1)
    print""
    print"The correct answer is YES, and so by extension, every british person is the best at everything. It's commen logic realy."
  if finalInput==24:
    print""
    print""
    if characterIsRandom==False:
      print"            (~JACK MERRIDEW~)"
    else:
      print"            (~???????????~)"
    print""
    print"I love pig flesh..."
    time.sleep(1)
    print""
    print"And human flesh."
if character=="Jack":
  while True:
   AskJackQuestion()
   print""
   print ""
   print""
   input("Press Enter to continue: ")
   for i in range (40):
     print"" 
else:
  print "       Sorry, but Jack is the only person I have programmed"
  time.sleep(2)
  while True:
   AskJackQuestion()
   print""
   print ""
   print""
   input("Press Enter to continue: ")
   for i in range (100):
     print"" 

#1  Who are you
#2  Tell me about yourself
#3  What is the beast
#4  Do you like Ralph
#5  Tell me about Ralph
#6  Do you like Piggy
#7  Tell me about Piggy
#8  Do you like Simon
#9  Tell me about Simon
#10  What is your favorite food
#11  What is your favorite hobby/pastime/thing to do in your spare time
#12 What is your favorite colour
#13 Do you like to murder
#14 Are you single
#15 Who is the best leader
#16 Can you sing a c-sharp
#17  IS the conch important
#18 Why did you kill Simon
#19 Why did you kill Piggy
#20 How old are you
#21 What are your priorities in life
#22 Are you savage / barbaric
#23 Are the english best at everything
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