I have a couple:
// Humans have just made an alliance with the alien species Ulth'um.
// In Canada, politicians are planning to build a wall as American refugees
seek asylum from flooded states. (Sounds familiar...)
// Mexico is banning the English language.
// Spain is now the leading supplier of spainich.
// North Korea falls...
// President Trump is resurrected for a debate with Obama.
// Sea levels are rising higher.
// Manhattan is now covered with water.
// Google is now selling smart homes in California. Program dubbed "Google
// Hasbro is announcing Monopoly IRL!