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The way you will die

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  • main.py
  • names.txt
main.py
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#Imports and such
import random
import os
import math
import time
import dropbox
 
#Begins the loop
while True:
  fileopen = open('names.txt','a+')
#Has the system clear the Python details at the beginning
  os.system('clear')
 
#The variables required for the file's contents
  aa = random.randint(1,70)
  ab = input ('Please print out your name. This will determine how you die. \n\n\n')
 
 
print ('\n\n')
#Begins [if] satements
if aa == 1:
    #Prints the 'death' in accordance to the [aa] variable, a random number.
    print ('You will die from impailing yourself on a cactus.')
    #Gives the player a chance to read the program's output
    time.sleep(10)
if aa == 2:
    print ('You will die from throwing a fishing hook onto an electric fence that was overclocked.')
    time.sleep(10)
if aa == 3:
    print ('You will die from shaking a whip Cream Bottle too hard, and it exploded in your hand.')
    time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 4:
      print ('You will die from drinking too much G-Fuel. You will die because of the lead within it. Kinda sucks.')
      time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 5:
      print ('You will die from urinating too much. ')
      time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 6:
      print ('You will die from eating a tomato off a lead plate, specifically by choking on the stem.')
      time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 7:
      print ('You will die by peeing on a Wii U. Don\' wii on the Wii.')
      time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 8:
      print ('You will die from eating too much pie.. infested with wasps.')
      time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 9:
      print ('You will die from drinking dog urine.')
      time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 10:
      print ('You will die by being burnt at the stake by flat earthers.')
      time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 11:
      print ('You will die from ingesting fourteen flowers on Valentines Day. The aftereffect was immense shaking and vommiting...........Wow.......')
      time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 12:
      print ('You will die. I think...')
      time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 13:
      print ('You will die from reading this.')
      time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 14:
      print ('You will die from dogs attacking you after you attempted to cure your dropsy by smearing yourself with cow feces. Congrats.')
      time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 15:
      print ('You will die from misuse of the refrigerator')
      time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 16:
      print ('You will die from pulling 4 all nighters. Without urinating. Or eating.')
      time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 17:
      print ('You will die because of a hernia in your thumb.')
      time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 18:
      print ('You will die because of a USB floppy disk reader truck fell on top of your car.')
      time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 19:
      print ('You will die from eating too many dark chocolates.')
      time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 20:
      print ('You will die from nose cancer.')
      time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 21:
      print ('You will have played real-life Mine Sweeper')
      time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 22:
      print ('You will have gone into an elevator, and got your head stuck in the door as it was going up. Ouch.')
      time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 23:
      print ('You got pierced by a lava lamp that exploded on a hot stove.')
      time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 24:
      print ('You drowned in a hotel hot water heater after attempting to receive service from a cell tower.')
      time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 25:
      print ('You died from sleeping on the toilet too long. You got 48 blood clotts up and down your legs.')
      time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 26:
      print ('You died after over exerting your bowels.')
      time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 27:
      print ('.HIV.')
      time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 28:
      print ('You died from ingesting the old type of coca cola.')
      time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 29:
      print ('You died from going to Brazil.')
      time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 30:
      print ('You actually live. Congrats. You just plainly don\'t die.')
      time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 31:
      print ('You die from cancer after placing radioactive body paint on yourself.')
     time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 32:
      print ('You die after saying the phrase \"Too bad, you only live so long...\"')
     time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 33:
      print ('You will die in another molasis explosion as well as 506 other people.')
      time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 34:
    print ('You will die after falling 24 floors after trying to prove that skyscraper windows are unbreakable.')
    time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 35:
    print ('You will be strangled by a neck massager.')
    time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 36:
    print ('To try and make your candy tarter, you will dip you gum into a bag of citric acid. Jokes on you, it was tanerite.')
    time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 37:
    print ('You will die from a bolt of lightning that didn\'t hurt the other team. You were about to go into a football match.')
    time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 38:
    print ('You won\'t buy a yearbook.')
    time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 39:
    print ('You will drink four gallons of water.')
    time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 40:
    print ('In order to gain sympathy, you accidentally killed yourself by slicing an artery in a knife fight you had against yourself.')
    time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 41:
    print ('You will get hit in the head by a flying fire hydrant propelled by an SUV.')
    time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 42:
    print ('You die from flying on a trampoline too long. You starve.')
    time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 43:
    print ('You will be decapitated by a helicopter.')
    time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 44:
    print ('You will die from eating too many I-Phones.')
    time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 45:
    print ('You died trying to prove clouds were solid.')
    time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 46:
    print ('You died trying to lick a power line to prove that the lightning the night before destroyed the power line.')
    time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 47:
    print ('You died trying to intimidate a police man by throwing cow feces at him. A ditch opened up in front of you, and you fell into the world\'s largest hole.')
    time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 48:
    print ('You died by eating directly off the table... of a geological table. There was a major ecoli infestation witht the plants.')
    time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 49:
    print ('You got stabbed by a panda when you tried to steal its bamboo.')
    time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 50:
    print ('Your face will be bitten off by a muskrat while you were trying to dig a hole.')
    time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 51:
    print ('You ate too many apples.')
    time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 52:
    print ('You ate the sticker off the banana.')
    time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 53:
    print ('You will die after attempting to prove all cows are actuallydomestic at first sight.')
    time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 54:
    print ('You will die after attempting to work at a childrens\' museum. Your eardrums ruptured.')
    time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 55:
    print ('You will die from inhaling too much 3d printer fumes.')
    time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 56:
    print ('You will die from attempting to not stub your toe on the corner of your coffee table.')
    time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 57:
    print ('You will die from trying to not breath while underwater.')
    time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 58:
    print ('You will die from not believing in yourself.')
    time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 59:
     print ('You were shot by a skeleton.')
     time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 60:
     print ('You didn\'t decide to eat at your friend\'s house.')
     time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 61:
     print ('You will dorwn in jello')
     time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 62:
     print ('Ate too many cookies, and got salmonella')
     time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 63:
     print ('You will try to divide by zero.')
     time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 64:
     print ('You placed one of those fair bracelets around your neck as a child, and grew enough to choke yourself. Yup.')
     time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 65:
     print ('You will be blown five hundred and sixty two feet by a small breeze, with a 6.5 scaled earthquake within a 2 feet radius.')
     time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 66:
     print (ab + ' tried to swim in lava.')
    if aa == 67:
    print ('You didn\'t refrigerate the milk after opening.')
    time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 68:
    print (ab+' got killed by a zombie.')
    time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 69:
    print ('You got the random number of 34.5')
    time.sleep(10)
    if aa == 70:
    print ('You were the seventh grade science teacher, and had to give THE TALK. The students mauled you.')