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Zexogon (832)

Hey guys! I want you to give me your stupid problems something like “I can’t open my bag of chips” or whatever so I can make a video about trying to solve these problems with code! I’ll pick the most cycled problem to make a video on, please go easy on me (thanks you guys for 500 cycles btw I love you all \(^w^)/)

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Zavexeon (1012)

I can't see my forehead.

(also, luv you too <3)

Zexogon (832)

@Zavexeon looks like you win now I have to figure out how to rig up a camera feed with my webcam

Zexogon (832)

I will probably be answering other questions as well by the way so if you guys have a short question you are in luck

roylatgnail (837)

@Zexogon crap, I cant get zexogon to make a survey/scam/paypal site that gives me money

Evanlicious (79)

Crap, I can't get Zexogon to make a robotic operating bicycle for no apparent reason.

DeBeast591 (135)

Crap, I can't get Zexogon to make a program to find my soul.

Warhawk947 (444)

@DeBeast591 crap, I can't get zexogon to lick my elbow for me

dotcomboom (90)

I threw my computer in a swimming pool to cool and now it doesn't work. wat do?

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Buy a new one. @dotcomboom

HazTheWaz (168)

I can't drink with my left hand

jawwson (10)

@HazTheWaz You can't drink with any hand. You use your mouth to drink.

Haaruun (94)

I cant wake up in the morning make something that throws me off my bed, shocks me then dumps water all over me.

Haaruun (94)

Biological lifeforms are too inefficient. (tho honestly i would love a cat) @LiamDonohue

Haaruun (94)

if heartrate <= 40: while True: wakeup.EXTREEEEEEEM() @LiamDonohue

LiamDonohue (270)
if(timesleeping == 8){
Wakeup.UltraExtreme();
}```
@Haaruun 
LiamDonohue (270)
if(timesleeping == 12hrs){
do{
Wakeup.UltraExtreme();
}while(true)
}

@Haaruun

Vandesm14 (2207)

I swallowed a chunk of ice. Am I gonna die?

mwilki7 (938)

@CodeSalvageON
this made me laugh but not because i want anyone to die xd

sugarfi (455)

@Vandesm14 yes, ice is one of the deadliest substances known to man

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What are you talking about? We eat ice cream. @sugarfi

sugarfi (455)

@CodeABC123 That's because cream is the only known antidote to ice.

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I’ve also eaten hail, which is frozen rain. @sugarfi

sugarfi (455)

@CodeABC123 rain? That's even deadlier than ice!

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Uh... Hello, I’m still alive! @sugarfi

sugarfi (455)

@CodeABC123 Are you sure? Have you checked?

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Then how am I chatting with you? @sugarfi

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What does that mean? @sugarfi

sugarfi (455)

@CodeABC123 bringing dead people back to life magically.

jawwson (10)

@sugarfi How can I become a necromancer? I want to bring my dead computer back to life.

sugarfi (455)

@jawwson you must study necromancy under the tuition of the almighty Ba'al the soul eater at his school in the fire depths on Mordor.

MatReiner (93)

@Vandesm14 You need to swallow some cream, it's the only known antidote, unfortunately, cream is poisonous, you'll need to swallow raw chicken to counteract its effect. You already know raw chicken can make you sick, so eat a ghost chilli to kill off the bacterias, next, find some ice

sugarfi (455)

@jawwson inside Mount Doom; hail Ba'al.

jawwson (10)

@SixBeeps no it should be Undefined variable Indeed without the quotes.

AnthonyValdes (3)

@Vandesm14
i ate ice, drank rain and didn't eat cream

NO ONE CAN STOP ME

arashwales123 (24)

@sugarfi I think he died his account is gone

Evanlicious (79)

My bicycle won't move with a machine. I mean, technically, this is the most "cycled" problem.

theangryepicbanana (1507)

ik how to open a .txt file but idk how to open a code file pls help

CodeSalvageON (382)

I can’t reload my shotgun fast enough (it’s a Mossberg 500)

MrEconomical (2094)

I can't come up with something I can't do

jawwson (10)

@MrEconomical Turn the world into a giant sausage.

Warhawk947 (444)

I can't lick my elbow reeeeeeeeeeee

(also congrats on 500 owo)

Zexogon (832)

Make sure to upvote the comment you guys like the most as that’s how I will be deciding!

(Voting ends soon)

TurtleAndrew (44)

@Zexogon give the comment above the most views.

axldiefje (3)

I can't open a wall.

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You can. Get a huge hammer, and slam it into the wall. @axldiefje

jawwson (10)

@CodeABC123 Will it work with a medium sized hammer?

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Uh, I guess, you just have to slam it harder. @jawwson

jawwson (10)

@CodeABC123 So if I used a tiny hammer, I would have to slam it harder than I am able to slam it.

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Exactly. @jawwson

Prosilentgamer (7)

i cant seem to hear. its way to bright in here.

JamesGordon1 (112)

i can't make a program that makes a program witch makes a program that makes a program that makes a program that makes a program that writes print ("hello world")

TurtleAndrew (44)

@JamesGordon1 use webbot in python and open a webpage in a webpage, ect. and on the final one put print("Hello World")

sugarfi (455)

@JamesGordon1 print('print(\'print(\\\'print(\\\\\\\'print("hello world")\\\\\\\')\\\')\')')

Giothecoder (126)

@JamesGordon1

eval(`
  eval(\`
    eval(\\\`
      eval(\\\\\`
        eval(\\\\\\\`
          eval('console.log("hello world")')
        \\\\\\\`)
      \\\\\`)
    \\\`)
  \`)
`)
Kognise (384)

My doggo is annoying whenever I try to focus

... wait, is that a problem?

LittleNomster (109)

not bieng able to stay awake when adults wake us up, then going through the day half asleep. All because I stay up at night getting atttention ;)
oh, it's too late isn't it. whoops.

Vandesm14 (2207)

@LittleNomster Even if you missed it, this is a real problem I face every day

LittleNomster (109)

@Vandesm14 this is my everyday problem, along with the struggle to survive this heckhole.

mkhoi (241)

I can't finish my essay without adding extra useless words

NotDotu (9)

i can't existn'tn'tn'tn'tn'tn'tn'tn'tn'tn'tn'tn'tn'tn'tn't.

mwilki7 (938)

microsoft visio doesn't allow me to save my diagrams as a png while keeping the contents aligned along the center of the page

DeBeast591 (135)

i forgot where my soul is.

DeBeast591 (135)

@jawwson ummmm, i think i only misplaced it. My soul said it hated me though...

jawwson (10)

@DeBeast591 It ran away to the 10293851782395068390748035th realm

10thGCHSGCHS (1)

What is the most efficient way to break a poptart?

Prosilentgamer (7)

i cant see my eyes please help!

RayvelArjoon (64)

My refrigerator isn't running!

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Fix it or buy a new one. @RayvelArjoon

[deleted]

I can’t make a time machine.

Andi_Chin (159)

I can't use java because java.lang is not imported

LynxPOG (1)

How do I get a Life

Prosilentgamer (7)

CAN I GET A HIGH YEAH lol

[deleted]

Me too. @tokerdon

jawwson (10)

@CodeABC123 Yes I want to join my dead computer in the afterlife(not this computer)

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Computers don’t have the essential things for life, and therefore, it was not alive and it is not in afterlife. A dead computer is the same as a broken computer. @jawwson

jawwson (10)

@CodeABC123 When I got my computer, I added the essential things for life to it.