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Zexogon (845)

Hey guys! I want you to give me your stupid problems something like “I can’t open my bag of chips” or whatever so I can make a video about trying to solve these problems with code! I’ll pick the most cycled problem to make a video on, please go easy on me (thanks you guys for 500 cycles btw I love you all \(^w^)/)

Answered by Zavexeon (1034) [earned 5 cycles]
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Zavexeon (1034)

I can't see my forehead.

(also, luv you too <3)

Zexogon (845)

@Zavexeon looks like you win now I have to figure out how to rig up a camera feed with my webcam

Zexogon (845)

I will probably be answering other questions as well by the way so if you guys have a short question you are in luck

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@Zexogon crap, I cant get zexogon to make a survey/scam/paypal site that gives me money

Evanlicious (80)

Crap, I can't get Zexogon to make a robotic operating bicycle for no apparent reason.

DeBeast591 (135)

Crap, I can't get Zexogon to make a program to find my soul.

Warhawk947 (509)

@DeBeast591 crap, I can't get zexogon to lick my elbow for me

arashwales123 (24)

I have lost one of my foreheads

arashwales123 (24)

I cant grow a tree that makes money

BenjaminShapiro (0)

how do i add sound to my java game?

RihabMechlioui (1)

cant access an excel file here online( i need to write and read it )

GemmaCattanach (0)

hello i have the corona virus and i need a pooooooooo
:O

AnthonyValdes (5)

i cant open the repl.it website

3465728974563 (53)

I can't figure out how to make the screen set up the same on any device. Could you help me out? The game is here: https://repl.it/@3465728974563/Chess-Clicker-1
If you can find out how to fix it please respond with either an explanation, a solution, or a video that shows how to fix it. Thank you.

thecrabempire (7)

I can't figure out what dark matter is and I can't figure out how to finish building a time machine

BalthazarBradsh (0)

I don't know how to type

Haizi (8)

I need to eliminate Tik Tok

TristanMisja (34)

My head has a ton of holes! Help!

DeBeast591 (135)

i forgot where my soul is.

DeBeast591 (135)

@jawwson ummmm, i think i only misplaced it. My soul said it hated me though...

jawwson (12)

@DeBeast591 It ran away to the 10293851782395068390748035th realm

MatReiner (98)

I'm low on time.

I'm too small

10thGCHSGCHS (1)

What is the most efficient way to break a poptart?

Prosilentgamer (7)

i cant see my eyes please help!

RayvelArjoon (68)

My refrigerator isn't running!

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Fix it or buy a new one. @RayvelArjoon

[deleted]

I can’t make a time machine.

axldiefje (3)

I can't open a wall.

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You can. Get a huge hammer, and slam it into the wall. @axldiefje

jawwson (12)

@CodeABC123 Will it work with a medium sized hammer?

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Uh, I guess, you just have to slam it harder. @jawwson

jawwson (12)

@CodeABC123 So if I used a tiny hammer, I would have to slam it harder than I am able to slam it.

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Exactly. @jawwson

Andi_Chin (158)

I can't use java because java.lang is not imported

LittleNomster (113)

not bieng able to stay awake when adults wake us up, then going through the day half asleep. All because I stay up at night getting atttention ;)
oh, it's too late isn't it. whoops.

Vandesm14 (2218)

@LittleNomster Even if you missed it, this is a real problem I face every day

LittleNomster (113)

@Vandesm14 this is my everyday problem, along with the struggle to survive this heckhole.

LynxPOG (1)

How do I get a Life

Prosilentgamer (7)

CAN I GET A HIGH YEAH lol

Prosilentgamer (7)

i cant seem to hear. its way to bright in here.

Evanlicious (80)

My bicycle won't move with a machine. I mean, technically, this is the most "cycled" problem.

mkhoi (268)

I can't finish my essay without adding extra useless words

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Me too. @tokerdon

jawwson (12)

@CodeABC123 Yes I want to join my dead computer in the afterlife(not this computer)

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Computers don’t have the essential things for life, and therefore, it was not alive and it is not in afterlife. A dead computer is the same as a broken computer. @jawwson

jawwson (12)

@CodeABC123 When I got my computer, I added the essential things for life to it.

JamesGordon1 (116)

i can't make a program that makes a program witch makes a program that makes a program that makes a program that makes a program that writes print ("hello world")

TurtleAndrew (45)

@JamesGordon1 use webbot in python and open a webpage in a webpage, ect. and on the final one put print("Hello World")

sugarfi (469)

@JamesGordon1 print('print(\'print(\\\'print(\\\\\\\'print("hello world")\\\\\\\')\\\')\')')

Giothecoder (126)

@JamesGordon1

eval(`
  eval(\`
    eval(\\\`
      eval(\\\\\`
        eval(\\\\\\\`
          eval('console.log("hello world")')
        \\\\\\\`)
      \\\\\`)
    \\\`)
  \`)
`)