Wildest programming language idea
amasad (2480)

What is your wildest programming language idea? This could be fun (silly) ideas or really cool and useful ones.

Go!

Also on le twatter: https://twitter.com/replit/status/1275525512861900800

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SpaceFire (101)

I present to you my truly innovative language: Singularity

You are only allowed one variable per script and it must be Elon_Musk

All functions can only return values in binary

When the script ends the program will automatically print the number 3 trending result on Google Trends

Your output will be emailed to you within 8-10 business days during which time we convert your program your program into punch cards.

All errors are returned to you with a snarky comment about your hygiene

All while loops are infinite no matter what you do

The documentation is written in Ancient Sanskrit and all attempts of trying to translate it have resulted in mildly unsuccessful careers, Although we do provide a good Dental plan

SixBeeps (2537)

@SpaceFire well that was a roller coaster

SpaceFire (101)

@SixBeeps thanks? idk if that was a compliment lol

SpaceFire (101)

@SixBeeps thank you for that so helpful clarification.

SixBeeps (2537)

@SpaceFire You're very much welcome not

SpaceFire (101)

@SixBeeps your indecisiveness astounds me

SpaceFire (101)

@DynamicSquid that is nice. i kinda wanna make this into a language just for the sake of it but i have a weak spot in Ancient sanskrit

firefish (308)

@SpaceFire Yeah... I've forgotten half the vocabulary of Ancient Sanskrit too...