What was your first language and what did you make with it?
Me... I learned some rudimentary HTML & CSS on Neopets and made a fan site for MTV TRL veejay Jesse Camp, who was my celeb crush at the time. (Bonus points for anyone old enough to remember him.) I think that counts, right?
My first was QBasic, my dad gave me a book when i was 7 i think and it went way over my head.