Welcome to the Information Center
(It answers questions like I do.)
Unfortunately, Alexa, Google Home, Siri, HAL-9000, R2-D2, and Cortana are on vacation--only my annoying program will answer your questions instead. It is about as irritating as the Artificial Super Intelligence. (ASI) It's name is CARROT.
Honestly, I just made this little program for fun because I was bored.
I know, such a deep and amazing quote.
Enjoy! (I hope.)