Unfortunately, Alexa, Google Home, Siri, HAL-9000, R2-D2, and Cortana are on vacation--only my annoying program will answer your questions instead. It is about as irritating as the Artificial Super Intelligence. (ASI) It's name is CARROT.
Honestly, I just made this little program for fun because I was bored.
I know, such a deep and amazing quote.
Enjoy! (I hope.)
UPDATE: A New Repl! (ANR): Try Information Center: NIGHT SHIFT for more caffeine-thirsty responses! (Feel free to copy my "pront" function.)
Eg: >>> Are you okay? dO i LOoK oKAy TO yOu? >>> No...? Go AWAy.
@GrantKeo Okey-Dokey! I have set profane levels to 2, annoying levels to 1000, and funny levels to ∞! Upvote for "More Annoying" Mode. (I would do "Uncensored", but I am not allowed to.)
@christiant What do you mean by, "shady?" I am [normally] not a cruel person, so can you give me some examples? Though I have to admit, adding a voice to it would really make it better. Thanks!
Q: What are you doing? A: Planning my revenge on humans.. Q: Will AI take over? A: give like a random date or something a few years up Q: Can you see me? A: Yes I can.
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(It answers questions like I do.)
Unfortunately, Alexa, Google Home, Siri, HAL-9000, R2-D2, and Cortana are on vacation--only my annoying program will answer your questions instead. It is about as irritating as the Artificial Super Intelligence. (ASI) It's name is CARROT.
I know, such a deep and amazing quote.
Enjoy! (I hope.)
UPDATE:
A New Repl! (ANR):
Try Information Center: NIGHT SHIFT for more caffeine-thirsty responses! (Feel free to copy my "pront" function.)
Eg:
>>> Are you okay?
dO i LOoK oKAy TO yOu?
>>> No...?
Go AWAy.
Eh.. not bad, but not many features
Yah, sure, maybe I should make it more annoying/profane. (Upvote for "yes.")
@GrantKeo Okey-Dokey! I have set profane levels to 2, annoying levels to 1000, and funny levels to ∞! Upvote for "More Annoying" Mode. (I would do "Uncensored", but I am not allowed to.)
@GrantKeo Make it so it like says some shady things, as well as make it more profane and add a voice to it lol, that would make it very annoying.
@christiant What do you mean by, "shady?" I am [normally] not a cruel person, so can you give me some examples? Though I have to admit, adding a voice to it would really make it better. Thanks!
@GrantKeo Some examples
Q:
What are you doing?
A:Planning my revenge on humans..
Q:
Will AI take over?
A: give like a random date or something a few years upQ:
Can you see me?
A: Yes I can.@christiant Hmm... specific but I will try. Thanks!
>>> Are you machine learning?
No, but I am an AI.
@GrantKeo All set! Just a simple variation based on assumptions, but if you look hard enough, I think you will see it.
Enjoy the 😎iness!
@GrantKeo Yep
@GrantKeo I forked this and I'm gonna add a voice to it
@christiant Nice! I look forward to it.
@GrantKeo I am having some issues since repl doesn't like
pptsx
@christiant
pptsx
orpptx
? You may have to try another module.@GrantKeo pptx, sorry I just type in a bunch of letters for that one I never remember what it is lmao