Very simple generator for excuses. Buggy but kind of funny
Every excuse has 4+ random words used
Teacher : So where's your HW?
Student : Well you see...
Pulls out laptop
Types a bit
Student : It's just that, I didn't do my homework because you took it, &
flamethrowered it so until last year I didn't have it!
Teacher : .....
Student : .....
Teacher : Thanks for telling me, have a good day.
MY LAPTOP TURNED TO ASHES BECAUSE MY FREIND SNAGGED IT LAST YEAR
My friend has fire fingers!
I FORGOT MY OBJECT BECAUSE I WAS KILLED IN MELEE COMBAT AND YOU BOMBED IT.
How am I making this excuse...?
Teacher : why are you late
me : i forgot to go there because i got brainwashed then popped out of existence by an alien that burnt itself then i stole it belongings then burned them and thennnnnn came here
Teacher : ok im not going to mark you down as late
i forgot my cheese because i was brainwashed and an alien burnt it
not my cheese
doctor: where is your mask, you know you can't enter the building without it.
Me: Please just let me in this one time.
me : alright i didn't want to tell you this but the reason is I FORGOT MY MASK BECAUSE I WAS FIGHTING ZEUS AND MY BROTHER IMPALED IT
doctor: let me get you a therapist