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Excuse Generator
ElijahChen1 (142)

Very simple generator for excuses. Buggy but kind of funny
Every excuse has 4+ random words used

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Farshadow6277 (24)

Teacher : So where's your HW?
Student : Well you see...
Pulls out laptop
Opens generator
Types a bit
Student : It's just that, I didn't do my homework because you took it, &
flamethrowered it so until last year I didn't have it!
Teacher : .....
Student : .....
Teacher : Thanks for telling me, have a good day.

ZahLynx (8)

I should use this next time I forget my homework XD. This is great man good job!

BenjaminFaber (7)

I DIDN'T DO MY BURN THE TELLETUBBIES BECAUSE MY BROTHER GRABBED IT AND BOMBED IT SO UNTIL LAST YEAR I DIDN'T HAVE IT

AtriDey (170)
MY SOUL POPPED OUT OF EXISTENCE BECAUSE SUPERMAN STOLE IT THIS EVENING

Sure, yes, exactly.

sestski (6)

Forgot lunch today so I was going to try to use this to tell my wife but now I don't think its a good idea.

I FORGOT MY LUNCH BECAUSE I WAS MIND WIPED AND SUPERMAN EXPLODED IT.

Lamby777 (59)

I forgot physics because I was fighting Zeus and my brother impaled it. How do you impale physics? lol

BurntNoodles (4)

MY VIRGINITY TURNED TO ASHES BECAUSE SUPERMAN STOLE IT LAST HOUR

epicman702 (215)

MY LAPTOP TURNED TO ASHES BECAUSE MY FREIND SNAGGED IT LAST YEAR
My friend has fire fingers!
I FORGOT MY OBJECT BECAUSE I WAS KILLED IN MELEE COMBAT AND YOU BOMBED IT.
How am I making this excuse...?

TheRightJelly (5)

My teacher did not buy it. Thanks for the help anyways

merrillUwU (22)

MY ONE STONK IMPLODED BECAUSE YOU GRABBED IT THIS EVENING
wot...My StOnKs

LukeShomper (50)

I FORGOT MY HOMEWORK BECAUSE I WAS ON MARS AND MY BROTHER FLAMETHROWERED IT.

01065 (1)

@LukeShomper "FLAMETHROWERED" it because it was under the rocket XD

epicman702 (215)

I FORGOT MY TASK TO GET A LIFE BECAUSE I WAS ELECTROCUTED AND MY FREIND EXPLODED IT.

sorry. for spam but this is so funny!

epicman702 (215)

MY LIFE IMPLODED BECAUSE MY BROTHER STOLE IT LAST YEAR

JeremyIrwin (41)

MY MONEY FLEW INTO SPACE BECAUSE MY BROTHER SEIZED IT THIS EVENING

Mendelevium (39)

This is really cool!
I love how it is completely random!!

Ryeo11 (1)

Teacher : why are you late
me : i forgot to go there because i got brainwashed then popped out of existence by an alien that burnt itself then i stole it belongings then burned them and thennnnnn came here
Teacher : ok im not going to mark you down as late

RileyGrooms1 (3)

MY IDIOT EXPLODED BECAUSE SUPERMAN SNAGGED IT YESTERDAY

buffhorse (8)

pretty cool, chuckled a bit

also forgot to cook dinner because i was killed in melee combat

[deleted]

i forgot my cheese because i was brainwashed and an alien burnt it

not my cheese

ChezTacoz (342)

Teacher: How dare you not do your homework!
Me: I'm sorry but I didn't do my math handout because a zombie seized it and burnt it so until last hour I didn't have it!

ch1cken (60)

I DIDN'T DO MY DISHES BECAUSE MY BROTHER STOLE IT AND IMPALED IT SO UNTIL LAST HOUR I DIDN'T HAVE IT

Gigi18 (0)

doctor: where is your mask, you know you can't enter the building without it.

Me: Please just let me in this one time.
doctor: nope
me : alright i didn't want to tell you this but the reason is I FORGOT MY MASK BECAUSE I WAS FIGHTING ZEUS AND MY BROTHER IMPALED IT
doctor: let me get you a therapist