Very simple generator for excuses. Buggy but kind of funny
Every excuse has 4+ random words used
Teacher : So where's your HW?
Student : Well you see...
Pulls out laptop
Types a bit
Student : It's just that, I didn't do my homework because you took it, &
flamethrowered it so until last year I didn't have it!
Teacher : .....
Student : .....
Teacher : Thanks for telling me, have a good day.
MY LAPTOP TURNED TO ASHES BECAUSE MY FREIND SNAGGED IT LAST YEAR
My friend has fire fingers!
I FORGOT MY OBJECT BECAUSE I WAS KILLED IN MELEE COMBAT AND YOU BOMBED IT.
How am I making this excuse...?
Teacher : why are you late
me : i forgot to go there because i got brainwashed then popped out of existence by an alien that burnt itself then i stole it belongings then burned them and thennnnnn came here
Teacher : ok im not going to mark you down as late
i forgot my cheese because i was brainwashed and an alien burnt it
not my cheese
Is my brother an alien?
MY HOUSE FLEW INTO SPACE BECAUSE MY BROTHER TOOK IT LAST HOUR
OK turns out maybe he is:
I BUY GROCERIES BECAUSE AN ALIEN TOOK IT AND BOMBED IT SO UNTIL THIS EVENING I DIDN'T HAVE IT
So superman is fighting aliens...
MY BROTHER DISSAPEARED BECAUSE SUPERMAN GRABBED IT LAST YEAR
Right I guess I am an alien too
I FORGOT MY WHERE MY BROTHER IS BECAUSE I WAS KILLED IN MELEE COMBAT AND YOU BOMBED IT.