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Horrible Christmas Joke Generator
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TsunamiOrSumth (549)

Oh boy, its almost Christmas. Sitting in front of a dead tree and eating candy out of a sock. What joy. Well, have fun cringing when you see this bad - ok bad is an understatement. Have fun cringing when you see this horrible Christmas joke generator.

KTHXBYE

also uh don't try and generate 1000 jokes there arent that many I can copypaste

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FlaminHotValdez (364)

The post is funny.
The jokes are trash.
The idea is golden.
Well done.

FlaminHotValdez (364)

@Whippingdot ...Why'd you tell him/her, it's not like I'm one of the repl big bois or anything...

Whippingdot (419)

Just telling, or else they won't know who you are. They will think you are someone random. It is not needed tho. I will delete the comment. @FlaminHotValdez

FlaminHotValdez (364)

@Whippingdot Nobody just springs out of nowhere and gets 158 cycles...

Whippingdot (419)

lol, you get an upvote for that. @FlaminHotValdez

FlaminHotValdez (364)

@Whippingdot Are you TRYING to make me edit that comment?!

Whippingdot (419)

I didn't think about that before, but maybe... @FlaminHotValdez

Whippingdot (419)

Ohhh... I know leo from the books. I don't know FlaminHotValdez tho. @FlaminHotValdez

FlaminHotValdez (364)

@Whippingdot leo calls himself "hot" and "on fire" so I got a little creative. Wink wink

Whippingdot (419)

Ok, I have the Percy Jackson books in my house so I am re-reading them. I have forgotten the whole story, and I know it was awesome. I did like the other guy better than Percy Jackson tho. The guy from Roman things. I don't want to leak anything, but I am pretty sure he dies. @FlaminHotValdez

FlaminHotValdez (364)

@Whippingdot Read the Hidden Oracle. He uses the physician's cure. WINK WINK

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@FlaminHotValdez - No dude, @Whippingdot obviously means Jason! Jason dies and he is roman! Leo isn't Roman! Also, he has probs read till The Burning Maze at least coz he knows bout Jason's death.

Whippingdot (419)

Yup, I meant Jason. Also, I have finished all the books except Kane Chronicles, Magnus Chase, and the newest book of Trial Of Apollo, which is Tower Of Nero. I have to re-read all the series. @Persassy2109

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@Whippingdot - Tower of Nero is pretty cool. Its a suggested read. I'd rate Magnus Chase over Kane Chronicles though. Also, you'll have to re-read the first Tria;s of Apollo book if you are reading Magnus Chase (as there is a reference to the Magnus Chase series in the Hidden Oracle)

Whippingdot (419)

Ok, I said I am going to re-read everything anyway. @Persassy2109

TsunamiOrSumth (549)

@Whippingdot @Persassy2109 @FlaminHotValdez how did this conversation escalate to rick Riordan and greek mythology

FlaminHotValdez (364)

@TsunamiOrSumth Lmao no clue. Booknerds tend to do that.

FlaminHotValdez (364)

@Whippingdot I recommend Maximum Ride after u finish those, then maybe Throne of Glass,Hunger Games or Divergent.

Whippingdot (419)

I am on the last book of the lunar chronicles other than the Rick Riordan books so...I might read those later.
My Holds:


@FlaminHotValdez

Whippingdot (419)

ME HAVE NO CLUE...Actually, I and maxyang had this convo a few days ago. This is just a continuation of that. @TsunamiOrSumth

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@FlaminHotValdez - I've read HG and Divergent, they're pretty good. Throne of Glass I have to read :)

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@TsunamiOrSumth - Sry for disturbing :)

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@Whippingdot - Well, that's awesome :)

FlaminHotValdez (364)

@Persassy2109 throne of glass is a bit more advanced then HG, Divergent, etc, and it's sooper dooper long(Heck I'm not done with a first read-through and I literally bingeread the entire heroes of olympus series in 2 days...)

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@FlaminHotValdez - Haha I did that with the PJO series lol

FlaminHotValdez (364)

@Persassy2109 Who needs tv when you can bingeread a series lol

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@FlaminHotValdez - lmao yeah (especially when the movies suck lol)

btw did you know that there is a new PJO TV series on Disney plus that might come out by mid 2022? I hope its better than the movies :)

FlaminHotValdez (364)

@TsunamiOrSumth I wake up every morning to 7-8 pings sooo...

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@TsunamiOrSumth - Sry, but if it makes you feel better, I get 16-20 lol

FlaminHotValdez (364)

@Persassy2109 O-O I get less than half that amount

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@FlaminHotValdez - lol I've been getting this recently because of my Zombie game that went trending. A lot of people post there :)

FlaminHotValdez (364)

@Persassy2109 O, tru. How long'd u work on that? btw for some reason people ahem you ahem found my quiz from like 2 months ago and started commenting...

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@FlaminHotValdez - I worked on it for about 3 months. People are posting memes also over there lol

IntellectualGuy (364)

I HAS A CONFESSION ITZ "I Can't do anything this good".

AJDevelopment (128)

sitting in front of a dead tree and eating candy out of a sock

zplusfour (879)

i know it's too late, but:

YashasShah (38)

These are the best jokes I've ever heard. Well done!

JBloves27 (1521)

Noice! Happy X-mas to you!

Whippingdot (419)

This is very good and trashy at the same time. Keep it up. Also, join the GitHub org Tsunami. Go here. It says I can see your IP, but when I checked in the audit log, I couldn't find it. I can only see your country, I promise. Join if you want to.

programmeruser (529)
alert(chooseRandom(arr, input));

Alert is considered bad practice in web apps.

TsunamiOrSumth (549)

@programmeruser alright I wont use it next time

ndhaks (0)

sometimes, I fart.

elipie (373)

u got that joke from a christmas card (lol)