Ahoy ! I been bored so I made this here t' entertain meself. 'ope ye like it! also, if ye 'aven't noticed it yet, I put this here text in an online gentleman o' fortune(pirate) device o' translation!
If ye like geese, check the link below out.
Thanks for all the upvotes :D They make me happy
Edit: Added colors to the text. Suggested by @Bookie0