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(It answers questions like I do.)
Unfortunately, Alexa, Google Home, Siri, HAL-9000, R2-D2, and Cortana are on vacation--only my annoying program will answer your questions instead. It is about as irritating as the Artificial Super Intelligence. (ASI) It's name is CARROT.
Honestly, I just made this little program for fun because I was bored.
I know, such a deep and amazing quote.
Enjoy! (I hope.)
UPDATE:
A New Repl! (ANR):
Try Information Center: NIGHT SHIFT for more caffeine-thirsty responses! (Feel free to copy my "pront" function.)
Eg:>>> Are you okay?dO i LOoK oKAy TO yOu?>>> No...?Go AWAy.
Something tells me there is a real person behind this
How could a robot tell someone to shut up about the flat earth dispute? It's not a robot folks! It's a fact now, it is a human on the other side!
@Vandesm14 Yep, I agree.
>>> Is the Earth flat?
Go figure it out.Yep, my robot just passed the Turing Test.
@GrantKeo Did you figure it out? Is the Earth really flat?
¯\(ツ)/¯
(From https://github.com/dysfunc/ascii-emoji)
But I did pass the Turing Test though. ಠ‿ಠ
All with about 50-60 lines.
lol so good keep it up
It went from me being purposefully annoying to robot espionage REAL quick
@C00lguy975 Oh no--I have created a monster!
WOW
>>> Respond if you're stupid
That's what he said.LOVE YOUR'RE STUFF!
-Ebest
Eh.. not bad, but not many features
Yah, sure, maybe I should make it more annoying/profane. (Upvote for "yes.")
@GrantKeo Okey-Dokey! I have set profane levels to 2, annoying levels to 1000, and funny levels to ∞! Upvote for "More Annoying" Mode. (I would do "Uncensored", but I am not allowed to.)
@GrantKeo Make it so it like says some shady things, as well as make it more profane and add a voice to it lol, that would make it very annoying.
@christiant What do you mean by, "shady?" I am [normally] not a cruel person, so can you give me some examples? Though I have to admit, adding a voice to it would really make it better. Thanks!
@GrantKeo Some examples
Q: What are you doing? A: Planning my revenge on humans..
Q: Will AI take over? A: give like a random date or something a few years up
Q: Can you see me? A: Yes I can.
@christiant Hmm... specific but I will try. Thanks!>>> Are you machine learning?No, but I am an AI.
@GrantKeo All set! Just a simple variation based on assumptions, but if you look hard enough, I think you will see it.
Enjoy the 😎iness!
@GrantKeo I forked this and I'm gonna add a voice to it
@christiant Nice! I look forward to it.
@GrantKeo I am having some issues since repl doesn't like pptsx
@christiant pptsx or pptx ? You may have to try another module.
@GrantKeo pptx, sorry I just type in a bunch of letters for that one I never remember what it is lmao
amazing