@roadkillsanta mmm. the node unblocker isn't mine (pretty sure I explicitly sourced Nathan F. or something). Plus all I did was deploy it to heroku. An easy node unblocker could probably be
1) a proxy
2) something real simple like this:

const axios = require('axios');
const cheerio = require('cheerio');
var http = require('http');
var url = "https://bing.com";
axios.get(url)
	.then(response => {
		console.log(response.data);
		http.createServer(function (req, res) {
		res.write(response.data);
		}).listen(8000);
		console.log("Completion");
	})
	.catch(error => {
		console.log(error);
	})