Very simple generator for excuses. Buggy but kind of funny
Every excuse has 4+ random words used
Teacher : So where's your HW?
Student : Well you see...
Pulls out laptop
Types a bit
Student : It's just that, I didn't do my homework because you took it, &
flamethrowered it so until last year I didn't have it!
Teacher : .....
Student : .....
Teacher : Thanks for telling me, have a good day.