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Thou art a churlish fly-bitten gudgeon.

Thou art a frothing beetle-headed hedge-pig.

Thou art a reeky full-gorged skainsmate.

Thou art a froward ill-nurtured minnow.

Thou art a roguish dread-bolted barnacle.

Thou art a jarring hell-hated lout.

Thou art a craven motley-minded pigeon-egg.

Thou art a wayward tardy-gaited vassal.

Thou art a surly onion-eyed strumpet.

Thou art a fobbing spur-galled foot-licker.

Thou art a dankish toad-spotted wagtail.

Thou art a goatish swag-bellied malt-worm.

Thou art a loggerheaded ill-nurtured whey-face.

Thou art a saucy urchin-snouted jolthead.

Thou art a pribbling flap-mouthed horn-beast.

Thou art a gleeking fly-bitten moldwarp.

Thou art an artless swag-bellied malt-worm.

Thou art a quailing dizzy-eyed mammet.

Thou art a fobbing rough-hewn harpy.

Thou art an errant base-court coxcomb.

Thou art a reeky beetle-headed ratsbane.

Thou art a venomed weather-bitten boar-pig.

Thou art a warped half-faced ratsbane.

Thou art a goatish clay-brained dewberry.

Thou art a venomed reeling-ripe coxcomb.

Thou art a spleeny half-faced flap-dragon.

Thou art a fawning beetle-headed mammet.

Thou art a jarring fool-born flirt-gill.

Thou art a quailing crook-pated barnacle.

Thou art a wayward base-court mumble-news.

Thou art a roguish plume-plucked giglet.

Thou art an errant idle-headed moldwarp.

Thou art a yeaty fen-sucked death-token.

Thou art a jarring clapper-clawed baggage.

Thou art a saucy plume-plucked lewdster.

Thou art a venomed rump-fed fustilarian.

Thou art a puking folly-fallen coxcomb.

Thou art a churlish urchin-snouted haggard.

Thou art a surly onion-eyed flax-wench.

Thou art a frothing folly-fallen hedge-pig.

Thou art a dissembling rude-growing haggard.

Thou art an unmuzzled hell-hated skainsmate.

Thou art an artless spur-galled bladder.

Thou art a ruttish onion-eyed mumble-news.

Thou art an unmuzzled milk-livered measle.

Thou art a vain beetle-headed mumble-news.

Thou art an artless toad-spotted vassal.

Thou art an errant swag-bellied clotpole.

Thou art a warped dismal-dreaming baggage.

Thou art a paunchy fat-kidneyed canker-blossom.

Thou art a surly hedge-born canker-blossom.

Thou art a gleeking spur-galled horn-beast.

Thou art a roguish fen-sucked canker-blossom.

Thou art a droning rump-fed baggage.

Thou art a saucy tardy-gaited lewdster.

Thou art a puny tardy-gaited bugbear.

Thou art a jarring motley-minded jolthead.

Thou art an unmuzzled pottle-deep pignut.

Thou art a pribbling elf-skinned barnacle.

Thou art a paunchy doghearted clotpole.

Thou art a beslubbering guts-griping measle.

Thou art a yeaty elf-skinned miscreant.

Thou art a pribbling fen-sucked bum-bailey.

Thou art a dankish hell-hated mumble-news.

Thou art a paunchy beef-witted strumpet.

Thou art a craven rump-fed flirt-gill.

Thou art a lumpish ill-nurtured hugger-mugger.

Thou art a churlish idle-headed puttock.

Thou art a loggerheaded earth-vexing bladder.

Thou art a currish sheep-biting mammet.

Thou art a mammering ill-nurtured haggard.

Thou art a warped fat-kidneyed harpy.

Thou art a reeky fool-born fustilarian.

Thou art a quailing flap-mouthed pigeon-egg.

Thou art a gleeking bat-fowling canker-blossom.

Thou art a frothing rump-fed giglet.

Thou art an errant plume-plucked canker-blossom.

Thou art a villainous fly-bitten varlet.

Thou art a fawning pox-marked flap-dragon.

Thou art a dissembling full-gorged bugbear.

Thou art an unmuzzled hasty-witted maggot-pie.

Thou art a reeky tardy-gaited pignut.

Thou art a mammering rude-growing strumpet.

Thou art an artless clapper-clawed strumpet.

Thou art a spleeny folly-fallen mammet.

Thou art an unmuzzled knotty-pated minnow.

Thou art a surly rough-hewn ratsbane.

Thou art a ruttish base-court jolthead.

Thou art a frothing full-gorged horn-beast.

Thou art a goatish common-kissing death-token.

Thou art a jarring base-court ratsbane.

Thou art a pribbling sheep-biting bugbear.

Thou art a churlish beef-witted strumpet.

Thou art a droning beetle-headed flax-wench.

Thou art a wayward crook-pated flirt-gill.

Thou art a dankish earth-vexing codpiece.

Thou art a venomed rude-growing dewberry.

Thou art a clouted full-gorged baggage.

Thou art a mammering flap-mouthed wagtail.

Thou art a spongy ill-nurtured apple-john.

Thou art a weedy boil-brained canker-blossom.

Thou art an artless clapper-clawed measle.

Thou art a villainous folly-fallen nut-hook.

Thou art a spleeny dizzy-eyed ratsbane.

Thou art a yeaty fen-sucked fustilarian.

Thou art a lumpish pottle-deep boar-pig.

Thou art a wayward crook-pated boar-pig.

Thou art a bootless dread-bolted pumpion.

Thou art a venomed boil-brained haggard.

Thou art a churlish hasty-witted wagtail.

Thou art a villainous pottle-deep varlet.

Thou art a dissembling common-kissing varlet.

Thou art a clouted onion-eyed lewdster.

Thou art a saucy pottle-deep malt-worm.

Thou art a droning sheep-biting varlet.

Thou art an unmuzzled clapper-clawed measle.

Thou art an infectious sheep-biting wagtail.

Thou art a spleeny pox-marked clotpole.

Thou art a mammering boil-brained minnow.

Thou art a gorbellied swag-bellied measle.

Thou art a fawning earth-vexing maggot-pie.

Thou art a loggerheaded elf-skinned coxcomb.

Thou art a lumpish reeling-ripe canker-blossom.

Thou art a froward beetle-headed bum-bailey.

Thou art a fobbing guts-griping skainsmate.

Thou art a dankish shard-borne lout.

Thou art a venomed beetle-headed canker-blossom.

Thou art a bootless full-gorged lewdster.

Thou art a reeky pottle-deep gudgeon.

Thou art a frothing hasty-witted codpiece.

Thou art a churlish crook-pated bugbear.

Thou art a weedy earth-vexing bugbear.

Thou art a clouted rude-growing lewdster.

Thou art a paunchy folly-fallen giglet.

Thou art a vain hell-hated whey-face.

Thou art a warped clay-brained canker-blossom.

Thou art a loggerheaded spur-galled mammet.

Thou art a spleeny idle-headed haggard.

Thou art a cockered clay-brained haggard.

Thou art a currish knotty-pated pumpion.

Thou art a beslubbering clapper-clawed mumble-news.

Thou art a mangled shard-borne lout.

Thou art a ruttish common-kissing clotpole.

Thou art a yeaty beetle-headed maggot-pie.

Thou art a rank bat-fowling maggot-pie.

Thou art a quailing tickle-brained bum-bailey.

Thou art a weedy toad-spotted baggage.

Thou art a surly pottle-deep maggot-pie.

Thou art a pribbling clay-brained mammet.

Thou art a pribbling milk-livered hedge-pig.

Thou art a roguish weather-bitten hedge-pig.

Thou art a goatish dread-bolted malt-worm.

Thou art a spongy tardy-gaited boar-pig.

Thou art a currish fat-kidneyed strumpet.

Thou art a reeky hedge-born codpiece.

Thou art a bootless fly-bitten flirt-gill.

Thou art a spongy urchin-snouted horn-beast.

Thou art a bootless tardy-gaited whey-face.

Thou art a paunchy motley-minded giglet.

Thou art a surly clay-brained apple-john.

Thou art a beslubbering clapper-clawed barnacle.

Thou art a vain half-faced nut-hook.

Thou art a churlish motley-minded pigeon-egg.

Thou art an infectious boil-brained apple-john.

Thou art a cockered spur-galled puttock.

Thou art an artless dismal-dreaming death-token.

Thou art a puny rough-hewn codpiece.

Thou art a surly crook-pated flap-dragon.

Thou art a dissembling guts-griping nut-hook.

Thou art an artless common-kissing pignut.

Thou art a tottering fly-bitten canker-blossom.

Thou art an unmuzzled onion-eyed codpiece.

Thou art a craven elf-skinned vassal.

Thou art a bootless elf-skinned haggard.

Thou art a mewling urchin-snouted apple-john.

Thou art a puking elf-skinned hedge-pig.

Thou art a pribbling common-kissing fustilarian.

Thou art an unmuzzled fen-sucked canker-blossom.

Thou art a frothing base-court boar-pig.

Thou art a paunchy weather-bitten flap-dragon.

Thou art a reeky ill-nurtured giglet.

Thou art a villainous fly-bitten bum-bailey.

Thou art a dissembling clapper-clawed maggot-pie.

Thou art a gorbellied fly-bitten fustilarian.

Thou art a dankish pox-marked mumble-news.

Thou art an impertinent dread-bolted fustilarian.

Thou art a saucy fat-kidneyed bum-bailey.

Thou art a clouted crook-pated scut.

Thou art a fawning earth-vexing strumpet.

Thou art a fobbing dread-bolted ratsbane.

Thou art a surly rude-growing death-token.

Thou art a gorbellied fat-kidneyed dewberry.

Thou art an unmuzzled clay-brained apple-john.

Thou art a jarring clapper-clawed hugger-mugger.

Thou art a mammering idle-headed flap-dragon.

Thou art a surly pottle-deep fustilarian.

Thou art a clouted swag-bellied malt-worm.

Thou art a bootless boil-brained flirt-gill.

Thou art a puny rough-hewn miscreant.

Thou art a quailing pottle-deep malt-worm.

Thou art a paunchy fat-kidneyed apple-john.

Thou art a mammering spur-galled varlet.

Thou art a ruttish crook-pated ratsbane.

Thou art a currish doghearted skainsmate.

Thou art a jarring motley-minded gudgeon.

Thou art a churlish common-kissing scut.

Thou art a beslubbering beetle-headed hugger-mugger.

Thou art a yeaty doghearted nut-hook.

Thou art a spongy full-gorged canker-blossom.

Thou art a dissembling common-kissing mammet.

Thou art a warped sheep-biting horn-beast.

Thou art a reeky knotty-pated mumble-news.

Thou art an infectious hedge-born bladder.

Thou art a paunchy fat-kidneyed clack-dish.

Thou art an artless elf-skinned flax-wench.

Thou art a clouted dizzy-eyed varlet.

Thou art a dissembling pottle-deep gudgeon.

Thou art a goatish rude-growing miscreant.

Thou art a dankish fool-born puttock.

Thou art a spongy hell-hated flap-dragon.

Thou art a vain weather-bitten bugbear.

Thou art a gorbellied rough-hewn varlet.

Thou art a lumpish hedge-born lewdster.

Thou art a villainous clay-brained fustilarian.

Thou art a currish sheep-biting gudgeon.

Thou art a rank onion-eyed death-token.

Thou art a vain half-faced minnow.

Thou art a gleeking dread-bolted bum-bailey.

Thou art a jarring fool-born clotpole.

Thou art an errant common-kissing giglet.

Thou art a vain fool-born malt-worm.

Thou art a warped motley-minded mammet.

Thou art a frothing milk-livered moldwarp.

Thou art a jarring rough-hewn haggard.

Thou art a frothing hedge-born scut.

Thou art a mammering elf-skinned scut.

Thou art a loggerheaded pottle-deep flirt-gill.

Thou art a roguish clay-brained bladder.

Thou art a yeaty tardy-gaited flax-wench.

Thou art a clouted toad-spotted giglet.

Thou art an impertinent swag-bellied boar-pig.

Thou art a puking dread-bolted flirt-gill.

Thou art a bawdy fen-sucked puttock.

Thou art a droning ill-nurtured strumpet.

Thou art a warped hedge-born wagtail.

Thou art a spongy tickle-brained lout.

Thou art an impertinent onion-eyed giglet.

Thou art a fobbing clay-brained foot-licker.

Thou art a gleeking hell-hated jolthead.

Thou art an impertinent tickle-brained whey-face.

Thou art a venomed weather-bitten vassal.

Thou art a loggerheaded boil-brained pumpion.

Thou art a loggerheaded fat-kidneyed malt-worm.

Thou art a beslubbering fool-born boar-pig.

Thou art a gorbellied reeling-ripe pigeon-egg.

Thou art a pribbling toad-spotted boar-pig.

Thou art a mammering rough-hewn measle.

Thou art a villainous motley-minded giglet.

Thou art a gorbellied dizzy-eyed pigeon-egg.

Thou art a cockered elf-skinned baggage.

Thou art a villainous ill-nurtured barnacle.

Thou art a villainous fat-kidneyed strumpet.

Thou art a weedy hedge-born coxcomb.

Thou art a churlish beetle-headed bladder.

Thou art a pribbling toad-spotted clotpole.

Thou art an artless full-gorged skainsmate.

Thou art a droning clapper-clawed lout.

Thou art a paunchy rump-fed pigeon-egg.

Thou art a currish urchin-snouted vassal.

Thou art a vain spur-galled pigeon-egg.

Thou art a warped beetle-headed scut.

Thou art a reeky clay-brained canker-blossom.

Thou art an artless swag-bellied gudgeon.

Thou art a droning clapper-clawed pignut.

Thou art a lumpish half-faced wagtail.

Thou art a puking pottle-deep strumpet.

Thou art a warped plume-plucked boar-pig.

Thou art a ruttish fat-kidneyed dewberry.

Thou art a lumpish fly-bitten measle.

Thou art a goatish clay-brained giglet.

Thou art a currish clapper-clawed fustilarian.

Thou art a mewling hell-hated barnacle.

Thou art a currish base-court canker-blossom.

Thou art a bawdy folly-fallen pumpion.

Thou art a loggerheaded hasty-witted codpiece.

Thou art an errant clapper-clawed hedge-pig.

Thou art a paunchy onion-eyed hedge-pig.

Thou art a fobbing full-gorged pignut.

Thou art a tottering boil-brained fustilarian.

Thou art a frothing hell-hated whey-face.

Thou art a rank doghearted minnow.

Thou art a warped tickle-brained malt-worm.

Thou art a mewling bat-fowling coxcomb.

Thou art an errant pox-marked mumble-news.

Thou art a gleeking dizzy-eyed pumpion.

Thou art a saucy base-court lewdster.

Thou art a cockered swag-bellied baggage.

Thou art a puking idle-headed maggot-pie.

Thou art a droning hedge-born clotpole.

Thou art a tottering urchin-snouted hugger-mugger.

Thou art a yeaty fen-sucked moldwarp.

Thou art a quailing clay-brained foot-licker.

Thou art a puking dread-bolted clack-dish.

Thou art a mammering earth-vexing giglet.

Thou art a puking full-gorged hedge-pig.

Thou art a tottering dismal-dreaming maggot-pie.

Thou art a quailing reeling-ripe skainsmate.

Thou art a mammering earth-vexing bugbear.

Thou art a spleeny flap-mouthed barnacle.

Thou art a vain knotty-pated bugbear.

Thou art a wayward clapper-clawed boar-pig.

Thou art a spongy fly-bitten death-token.

Thou art an artless tickle-brained strumpet.

Thou art a yeaty hell-hated ratsbane.

Thou art a gorbellied weather-bitten vassal.

Thou art a gorbellied ill-nurtured death-token.

Thou art a dankish weather-bitten death-token.

Thou art a paunchy hasty-witted flirt-gill.

Thou art a puking doghearted dewberry.

Thou art a froward pox-marked jolthead.

Thou art an artless boil-brained harpy.

Thou art a pribbling clay-brained wagtail.

Thou art an infectious crook-pated canker-blossom.

Thou art a loggerheaded swag-bellied canker-blossom.

Thou art a frothing rump-fed ratsbane.

Thou art a bootless clay-brained haggard.

Thou art a puking guts-griping clotpole.

Thou art a gleeking boil-brained flax-wench.

Thou art a wayward guts-griping hugger-mugger.

Thou art a warped pottle-deep bum-bailey.

Thou art a bawdy urchin-snouted wagtail.

Thou art a bootless common-kissing bugbear.

Thou art a pribbling clapper-clawed miscreant.

Thou art a bootless idle-headed lout.

Thou art a rank earth-vexing flax-wench.

Thou art an artless milk-livered malt-worm.

Thou art a pribbling guts-griping varlet.

Thou art an infectious shard-borne bugbear.

Thou art a roguish guts-griping barnacle.

Thou art a bawdy folly-fallen puttock.

Thou art a wayward fat-kidneyed miscreant.

Thou art a surly clapper-clawed mammet.

Thou art a craven clay-brained barnacle.

Thou art a gleeking pottle-deep jolthead.

Thou art a roguish swag-bellied measle.

Thou art a mewling base-court death-token.

Thou art a churlish dizzy-eyed giglet.

Thou art a spleeny hedge-born bum-bailey.

Thou art a bootless clay-brained death-token.

Thou art a droning hasty-witted lout.

Thou art a currish tardy-gaited varlet.

Thou art a frothing fat-kidneyed skainsmate.

Thou art a mammering ill-nurtured bladder.

Thou art a surly fen-sucked bladder.

Thou art a craven tickle-brained vassal.

Thou art a puny beef-witted bladder.

Thou art an artless swag-bellied mammet.

Thou art a gleeking tickle-brained fustilarian.

Thou art a loggerheaded hell-hated jolthead.

Thou art an impertinent milk-livered mumble-news.

Thou art an artless dizzy-eyed hugger-mugger.

Thou art a froward dread-bolted codpiece.

Thou art a weedy sheep-biting mumble-news.

Thou art a dissembling dread-bolted lout.

Thou art a saucy reeling-ripe flirt-gill.

Thou art a clouted hedge-born barnacle.

Thou art a weedy swag-bellied hedge-pig.

Thou art an infectious clay-brained moldwarp.

Thou art a venomed beef-witted clotpole.

Thou art a froward sheep-biting puttock.

Thou art a fobbing urchin-snouted pignut.

Thou art a frothing reeling-ripe barnacle.

Thou art a fobbing dismal-dreaming pignut.

Thou art a frothing toad-spotted puttock.

Thou art a dankish spur-galled gudgeon.

Thou art a fobbing knotty-pated gudgeon.

Thou art a bootless toad-spotted malt-worm.

Thou art a mewling hasty-witted bladder.

Thou art a fawning milk-livered dewberry.

Thou art a gorbellied dizzy-eyed maggot-pie.

Thou art an infectious beetle-headed barnacle.

Thou art a pribbling fool-born hugger-mugger.

Thou art a dankish idle-headed horn-beast.

Thou art a mangled boil-brained gudgeon.

Thou art a loggerheaded rump-fed strumpet.

Thou art a lumpish tardy-gaited skainsmate.

Thou art a rank pox-marked giglet.

Thou art an infectious dizzy-eyed scut.

Thou art a jarring tickle-brained whey-face.

Thou art a tottering full-gorged boar-pig.

Thou art an impertinent beef-witted foot-licker.

Thou art a mangled fen-sucked scut.

Thou art a bootless urchin-snouted horn-beast.

Thou art a pribbling plume-plucked skainsmate.

Thou art an unmuzzled milk-livered giglet.

Thou art a mangled half-faced bum-bailey.

Thou art a beslubbering ill-nurtured jolthead.

Thou art a mewling sheep-biting foot-licker.

Thou art a villainous clay-brained bum-bailey.

Thou art a droning swag-bellied mumble-news.

Thou art an infectious folly-fallen strumpet.

Thou art an unmuzzled hell-hated wagtail.

Thou art a fobbing common-kissing bum-bailey.

Thou art a pribbling doghearted baggage.

Thou art a jarring shard-borne pigeon-egg.

Thou art a dankish milk-livered barnacle.

Thou art a mammering dizzy-eyed codpiece.

Thou art a goatish hedge-born clack-dish.

Thou art a fobbing full-gorged puttock.

Thou art a dissembling pottle-deep bugbear.

Thou art a fobbing doghearted gudgeon.

Thou art a mewling weather-bitten puttock.

Thou art a rank spur-galled apple-john.

Thou art a saucy tardy-gaited pumpion.

Thou art a dankish half-faced jolthead.

Thou art a pribbling hasty-witted mumble-news.

Thou art a loggerheaded shard-borne death-token.

Thou art a wayward tardy-gaited flirt-gill.

Thou art a yeaty common-kissing horn-beast.

Thou art a currish half-faced scut.

Thou art a loggerheaded fen-sucked foot-licker.

Thou art a currish doghearted apple-john.

Thou art a churlish bat-fowling measle.

Thou art a loggerheaded sheep-biting haggard.

Thou art a loggerheaded plume-plucked pignut.

Thou art a cockered idle-headed whey-face.

Thou art a spleeny reeling-ripe haggard.

Thou art a fobbing toad-spotted codpiece.

Thou art an infectious fat-kidneyed flax-wench.

Thou art a tottering beef-witted flap-dragon.

Thou art a mangled sheep-biting nut-hook.

Thou art a currish rough-hewn pigeon-egg.

Thou art a wayward swag-bellied foot-licker.

Thou art a mammering rough-hewn hedge-pig.

Thou art a surly reeling-ripe skainsmate.

Thou art a clouted shard-borne bladder.

Thou art a mammering full-gorged minnow.

Thou art a loggerheaded clapper-clawed clack-dish.

Thou art a mewling elf-skinned skainsmate.

Thou art a quailing onion-eyed fustilarian.

Thou art a mewling dread-bolted codpiece.

Thou art a mewling full-gorged flirt-gill.

Thou art an infectious beef-witted haggard.

Thou art a rank pottle-deep haggard.

Thou art a spleeny rough-hewn pignut.

Thou art a tottering flap-mouthed harpy.

Thou art a tottering shard-borne bugbear.

Thou art a puking sheep-biting minnow.

Thou art a reeky common-kissing moldwarp.

Thou art a ruttish rude-growing horn-beast.

Thou art a fobbing weather-bitten flirt-gill.

Thou art a craven base-court vassal.

Thou art a bawdy flap-mouthed giglet.

Thou art a mangled bat-fowling flirt-gill.

Thou art a goatish beetle-headed clack-dish.

Thou art a froward motley-minded bugbear.

Thou art a warped beetle-headed nut-hook.

Thou art a gleeking fat-kidneyed codpiece.

Thou art a wayward weather-bitten nut-hook.

Thou art a quailing tardy-gaited giglet.

Thou art a currish clapper-clawed death-token.

Thou art a loggerheaded fool-born flirt-gill.

Thou art a bawdy half-faced baggage.

Thou art an impertinent hell-hated clotpole.

Thou art a currish dizzy-eyed coxcomb.

Thou art a quailing weather-bitten maggot-pie.

Thou art a cockered plume-plucked maggot-pie.

Thou art a fawning milk-livered miscreant.

Thou art a bootless ill-nurtured coxcomb.

Thou art a loggerheaded fat-kidneyed ratsbane.

Thou art an infectious guts-griping fustilarian.

Thou art a paunchy guts-griping apple-john.

Thou art a rank clay-brained pumpion.

Thou art a quailing weather-bitten barnacle.

Thou art an infectious rump-fed dewberry.

Thou art a reeky clapper-clawed harpy.

Thou art a mammering full-gorged malt-worm.

Thou art a weedy plume-plucked baggage.

Thou art a fobbing fly-bitten baggage.

Thou art a fawning hasty-witted miscreant.

Thou art a wayward flap-mouthed codpiece.

Thou art a dankish knotty-pated jolthead.

Thou art a fawning dizzy-eyed flax-wench.

Thou art a roguish half-faced giglet.

Thou art an unmuzzled dizzy-eyed moldwarp.

Thou art a reeky pox-marked gudgeon.

Thou art a spongy urchin-snouted canker-blossom.

Thou art a yeaty common-kissing mumble-news.

Thou art a wayward hell-hated giglet.

Thou art a surly doghearted strumpet.

Thou art a vain half-faced puttock.

Thou art a frothing beef-witted dewberry.

Thou art a ruttish earth-vexing bum-bailey.

Thou art a clouted pox-marked boar-pig.

Thou art an artless spur-galled pigeon-egg.

Thou art a tottering toad-spotted wagtail.

Thou art a paunchy flap-mouthed horn-beast.

Thou art a ruttish hasty-witted whey-face.

Thou art a droning crook-pated skainsmate.

Thou art a goatish reeling-ripe minnow.

Thou art a cockered plume-plucked lewdster.

Thou art a churlish doghearted ratsbane.

Thou art a dissembling swag-bellied baggage.

Thou art a mammering full-gorged moldwarp.

Thou art a mewling onion-eyed mumble-news.