This is not my work
I wanted to share this with you guys because I thought it was a hilarious programming language that I came across (or set of substitutions).
The end result is a C program, so everything outside of the wistful-syntax will just be ordinary C code.
From the above link:
When combined, these wistful and longing substitutions create depressing programs like this simple prime-checker:
if only <stdio.h> were included... if only int n were 0... wish "Please enter a number:" upon a star wish for "%d", &n upon a star if n < 1 were true... wish "Not a whole number" upon a star if wishes were horses... *sigh* if only int i were 2... someday i will be n... if n % i were 0... wish "not prime" upon a star if wishes were horses... *sigh* if only i were i + 1... *sigh* wish "prime" upon a star if wishes were horses...
Also from the above link:
oh where to start... as a substitute for
so those crazy enough can use functions for larger projects.